I like watching things about crime, cookery or animals. We go from watching Most Evil to Two Fat Ladies to Taxi Cab Confessions to Rick Stein’s Seafood Odyssey to Snapped: Real Women Who Kill to Barefoot Contessa to World’s Cutest Lion Cubs to Shark Adventures to The Biography Channel: Ed Kemper to Deadliest Snake Attack to Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservation. I also love 30 Rock and my favourite character is either Donaghy or Kenneth.

I also love to watch Fernardo Torres scoring goals into the nets of Chelsea, Manchester United and Arsenal. I have never felt this way about a man before.