Who watches Miami Ink or L.A Ink? Eeesh. How about how the dumbos in there emotionalise every single tattoo they get. 
Like: “My aunt died so I’m getting a lotus flower on my c**t.” Or: “A guy I work with is really sick with bowel cancer so I’m getting a naked woman riding a coy carp that’s shaped like a Harley Davidson.”
If anybody can guess the emotional problems that caused me to get my latest tattoos, shown here, please email me. The gypsy Manson girl and the King Kong eating the Dragon catastrophe is by Chad Koeplinger. The zombie funeral horse is by Thomas Hooperand the photo is by Gavin Watson. Both tattooists are at NY Adorned. The photo of my leg is by my friend Gavin Watson.

I took em both bruv x