Brussels, what the fuck?
Well, if you can’t make your mind up what to eat and you have exhausted the extensive recipe database of Jamie Olivier then there’s always the new site ‘What the fuck should I make for dinner?’ to help you decide. Its currently has 12,451 fans on facebook and supposedly they are looking to compile a book. Here’s one of their recipes which has a distinct Gorden Ramsey tone to it.
Halve sprouts. Rinse em’ off, don’t fucking peel that shit, theyre going into a scorching hot oven, don’t be a pussy. Put those fuckers in a low sided roasting pan/hotel pan Olive oil Salt and pepper the shit out of them Brunoise some shallots, throw those on there too. And some mustard seed. Put them in a 400 degree oven, they should take about 30-45 minutes depending on size and your oven. Pull them out when they are tender and taste good. Dice some bacon. Brunoise some more shallots. Cook bacon until perfectly cooked. Don’t fuck this up. Don’t touch a nonstick pan. They suck. Take bacon out of pan. Reserve bacon fat. Throw shallots into pan. Crank that fucking heat. Let them sautée in the bacon fat for about 4 minutes, let them caramelize a bit. Add white wine, chardonnay works well because of it’s acid content and some dijon mustard, whisk the fuck out of it, add salt and pepper. Dress the brussel sprouts with the vinagrette in the pan, drop that bacon on there too, toss that shit. Receive the thanks of everyone you share my creation with, and revel in the idoltry of being viewed as a demigod. *If any of you fuckers take my recipe without giving total credit to me, and nobody but me, I will hunt you down and eat your brussel sprouts.