Elmyr’s the sort of filthy, disgusting, down-rig11ht-terrible place that all of my friend’s and I love. The walls are covered with graffiti from my favorite local street artists and taggers, the bar’s signature drink (“The Grizz”) is a shot of rotgut tequila poured into a bottle of corona, and there’s a daily $5 burrito/PBR special.

It makes a great summer hangout; unfortunately, Elmyr’s usually so crowded that finding a good table for a big group of friends might take 30 minutes at peak hours.

Recently, a team of bikers have gotten together to solve the seating problem, taking turns delivering burritos to anywhere within about 2.5 miles of Elmyr. If you’re lucky enough to live within delivery range, hit Elmyr up – they’ll deliver anywhere, even to parks or the pool.