I was honoured to be invited to Norway by my favourite British artist Cerith Wyn Evans recently. He had a breathtakingly beautiful show at the Bergen Kunsthall, replete with crystal flutes and light columns that cost a large amount of money to power. Bergen is a very grey quiet place with a dignified beauty that I found to be extremely comforting to the soul. In other news I almost choked to death on a whale meat sandwich while walking off the hangover. The Earth almost took my cruel soul. Bad way to go, choking on whale meat.